“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.”
"'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live."
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says "go outside."
"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."
"Another term for "balloon" is: bad breath holder."
The Mind of the Melancholeric Man: Musings on Life and Ministry by Patrick Tan
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